tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82695822011-10-12T08:20:50.768-07:00"Realizing that you're white trash is like being diagnosed with cancer. First comes denial, then a "lashing out" phase, then grudging acceptance. If you're fortunate, you'll be able to turn the bad news into something good." -jim goad-The Cowstalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955234281154656707noreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269582.post-1124772421621176512005-08-22T21:47:00.000-07:002005-08-22T21:47:01.626-07:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } dmoney, originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "When The President Talks To God"By Bright EyesWhen the president talks to GodAre the conversations brief or long?Does he ask to rape our women’s' rightsAnd send poor farm kids

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.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } declaration, originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Natural and Artificial AristocracyThomas Jefferson to John Adams • October 28, 1813DEAR SIR:According to the reservation between us, of taking up one of the subjects of our

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.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bushwackers, originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Hidden History:The Battle of Athens, TennesseeAs Recently As 1946, American Citizens Were Forced To Take Up Arms As A Last Resort Against Corrupt Government Officials.On

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hunter Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. An unusual warm wind blows over the Rockies this morning, perhaps blowback from global warming and the lecherous bastards behind the engines that run the mouse that spins the wheel, or perhaps something else. Somewhere in a dark valley, on a bed of Kentucky bluegrass, a banjo plucks for a fallen son. A hillbilly without regard for diversions of

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lcabin Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "In America's ideal of freedom, citizens find the dignity and security of economic independence, instead of labouring on the edge of subsistence.This is the broader definition of liberty that motivated the Homestead Act, the Social Security Act, and the GI Bill of Rights."- United States President George Walker Bush, January 20, 2005.---------

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globeface Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. For all you outlaw fans out there...putting a more realistic face on a legend known as "the Kid". To view the whole image, go to:www.hipbilly.com/billyandjoe.html

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(link in title) If more store managers thought like the Montana grocery wrangler in this story, we wouldn't be in such a pickle with all the outsourcing, offshoring, job-dropping, and flat-out rampant money grubbing con jobs. Remember, buy American or it's Bye Bye America. (Of course, don't tell that to a certain fake cowboy and his posse. They think the current mass dumping os stocks by cash

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(link in title) excerpt: "The Marlboro man was angry: He has a war to fight, and he's running out of smokes. 'If you want to write something,' he tells an intruding reporter, 'tell Marlboro I'm down to four packs, and I'm here in Fallujah till who knows when. Maybe they can send some. And they can bring down the price a bit.' Those are the unfettered sentiments of Marine Lance Cpl. James

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Halfway between hippy and hillbilly lies the land of the HipBilly. Come see us for a touch of history, a few laughs, and great stuff from the backroads of America.

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(link in title) Moral to the story: don't tell your wife where you put the still. she just might get snookered and tell the local deputy 'bout your little secret. You'ld think after over 300 years of liquor production in this country, 'shiners would remember the golden rule. Don't piss off your wife. Big dummy.

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crossland Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. From a trailer in the wilds of Wyoming comes further proof that the folks in Nashville still don't sheeit from shinola when it comes to pure-bred talent.Combining the best of claw-hammer banjo beating and five-finger geetar picking, Jalan Crossland blazes hotter 'an hell, like that first sip of corn likker, on his latest release, "Moonshiner

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cdog Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Air is getting colder, and it's time to think about firing up the woodstove. For all the folks who never had the pleasure of a warm skillet of cornbread, here's a simple recipe to get your day started. If you can work one of those damn cell phones, I'm sure you can handle this one.Skillet Cornbread1 cup cornmeal1 cup all-purpose flour1 tbs.

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furiousgeorge Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company." --George WashingtonWith all the recent, post-election ranting about "red states" and "blue states," it seems old Georgie's advice is all you really need.Red and blue, ketchup and mustard.

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furiousgeorge Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "Here I SitMy Ass a Flexin'Giving BirthTo Another Texan"--the bathroom wallHereto, you fat balding tinker toy, how does it feel to be a two-bit frat prankster, a chump with a chimp on a chain, a pimple on the ass of integrity? How does that feel?Come now, despite your hoohah and poobah and grace at skating a rink of lies, you know, deep

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(link in title) "I remember Bush as a kind of a butt-boy for the smart people. This was in the late 1970s, when he was in his drunken-fool period. He couldn't handle liquor. He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing, he offered nothing, and he promised nothing. He had no humour. He was insignificant in

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votebilly Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.--John Quincy Adams Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.--Will RogersConstantly choosing the lesser of two evils is

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League American Anti-Pirate Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."--Friedrich Nietzsche

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typewriter Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "The population has been very carefully excluded from the political arena, and the general culture, the general dominant culture. That's not by accident. An enormous amount of work went into this. Elites were terrified by the sixties, this outbust of popular participation in democracy and so on. And there's a huge counter campaign to drive

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(Link in title) Excerpt: "The Army calls it "locally made, bolt-on armor." Soldiers call it "hillbilly" armor." "'The Army's not doing their job to protect their kids if they are finding things to armor themselves,' said Col. Donald Olson, site manager for the Humvee armoring shop at Arifjan." ----- Once again, proof that our boys and girls in Iraq are the best and the brightest when left to

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Earle Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Look at ya Yeah, take a look in the mirror now tell me what you see Another satisfied customer in the front of the line for the American dream I remember when we was both out on the boulevard Talkin' revolution and singin' the blues Nowadays it's letters to the editor and cheatin' on our taxes Is the best that we can do Come on

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Warning Against the Search for "Monsters to Destroy," 1821 John Quincy Adams And now, friends and countrymen, if the wise and learned philosophers of the elder world, the first observers of nutation and aberration, the discoverers of maddening ether and invisible planets, the inventors of Congreve rockets and Shrapnel shells, should find their hearts disposed to enquire what has America done

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Predator Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. As the comedy of errors known as the debating season finally ends, the die has been cast.John Kerry will win the election, bound to be contested heavily and recounted numerous times, no need to hold your breath. The shoe is in. Like a good three-card monte street hustle, the players pulled a bait-and-switch shill drop. The clues are all there

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whatever Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Notes from the most recent debate: President George Bush got off a whopper in the first scheduled, when he reminded viewers that his opponent, John Kerry, attended Yale. Bush said there was "nothing wrong with that," as if his background was somehow more humble, and aw shucks, lets not forget that he's just a simple cowpoke from Texas.Pretty

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rdneck Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Dan Rather appeared on television this week, a bit tarnished, all hangdog and lonesome. He apologized for passing some bad info, expected of any valuable journalist, honesty,a fter all, is a good thing. He screwed up; he trusted the wrong people. But, why Rather? Why not Brokaw or Russert?Maybe, just maybe, because Rather is the "real deal."

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"There are three kinds of men:  The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence."--Will Rogers If you've had the misfortune to turn on your television in the last 36 months, you've undoubtedly seen a live-on-tape report from President George W. Bush's Crawford, Texas, ranch. Reporters line up like pretty ducks in a row to file

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jcash Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "And the government for which she stands Is scandalized throughout the land.And she's getting threadbare and wearing thin,But she's in good shape for the shape she's in.'Cause she's been through the fire before And I believe she can take a whole lot more."-Ragged Old Flag, 1974-Sappy patriotic music goes back as far as "Yankee Doodle Dandy," but

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a&f Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Abercrombie & Fitch is poking fun at West Virginia with a T-shirt again, this one reading: "West Virginia: No Lifeguard at the Gene Pool.""----Remember when Abercrombie and Fitch was an outfitter of quality canvas safari clothing? Big ole studs like Hemingway wore Abercrombie when he was drunkenly fly fishing in

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HipBilly the Kid Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. "I think it hard I should be the only one to suffer the extreme penalties of the law."-1880-After being promised then denied Amnesty by the Governor of New Mexico Territory, Billy the Kid eventually was hunted down and shot dead. It must have been an election year. Politics as usual in the Old West.

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somechoice Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Anybody who's ever spent more than five minutes on a ranch knows one thing: if you don't mend the fences now and then, the whole place goes to hell. The cattle get out, the predators get in, and the next thing you know there's rats in the corn. It's a fundamental, and if you've ever worked you know it just makes sense, plus it's good hard

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Hayseed Dixie - A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC

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liberty Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Lee Marvin: Hollywood's Straight Shooter

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fedora Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott will play Luke and Bo Duke, respectively, in "The Dukes of Hazzard," a big-screen version of the 1980s television series.Jessica Simpson has screen-tested for the role of Daisy Duke. Jay Chandrasekhar is directing the Warner Bros. project. A start date

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rdneck Originally uploaded by TheCowstalker. Now, they way I see it, theres two types of folks out there: them who got (and probably always have), and them who don't and never will.Take a good look at yourself, there buddy. Theres them who work, and theres them who don't. If you come home every night, busted ass tired, flat out exhausted from a job that merely rents your enthusiasm and

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